Funny Custom Happy Freaking Birthday Candle

After you've passed 29 for a year (or decade) or two, birthdays don't have to be boring! Wish your favorite baby boomer a happy freaking birthday.

Add your own text to the bottom line to make it extra special!!! (Bonus points if you include something about getting off my lawn!)

Or, choose our completely customizable candles:

Text Only Personalized Candle

 Just like this one, but enter your own text in all 3 areas. Make your own

Custom Photo Candle with Personalized Text

A picture's worth a thousand words, right? Create your own .

Large 24oz 2 Wick Candle

Our candles are made right here in the USA.  Comes in a thick beautiful glass jar with a glass dome lid.  100% food grade wax. Our unique 1 of a kind personalized candles will bring smiles to just about ANYONE!

Available Scents:
1 - Sugar Cookie - Buttery caramel, cinnamon, maple and cream with a sugary vanilla and baked cookie note combines with white musk.

2 - Fiji - Indulge in this floral fruit medley as water orchid, green coconut, kiwi blossom and Tahitian vanilla are touched with accents of pineapple, frangipani and amber.

24oz of paraffin wax with 2 wicks for a faster melt with a great scent that is perfect for all rooms especially larger size rooms.  

Size: 24oz
Glass Jar
Glass Dome Lid
Unique fragrances. 

***NEVER LEAVE BURNING CANDLE UNATTENDED***

Trim wick before every use.
Made in America